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sewbergamzee:

tuucker:

when youre walking past a dead body in a horror game and it suddenly comes back to life

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Oh my god you can almost hear the pug’s screams. 

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canadianslut:

angry and quite offended that you don’t have a crush on me

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1chainz:

who is interested in dating an ugly girl who sleeps all day and only cares about music

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I didn’t say “I love you” to hear it back. I said it to make sure you knew.

(via epikhi)
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straight-as-a-curly-fry:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

ok y’all 

how do i ask a boy out 

roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two

OH MY GOD NO

twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car

STOP IT

row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream

I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory

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d0nn0:

d0nn0:

reblog if you like pasta

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what are you trying to pull here dominos

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